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 30 Rock
STARTS TUESDAY SEPT 20TH AT 10PM ET - OMNI1
A fictional television show serves as the backdrop to the Emmy-winning workplace comedy where the laughs are just as big backstage as they are onstage. Hailed by critics as TV's best comedy, multiple Emmy Award-winning 30 Rock is told through the comedic voice of Golden Globe winner Tina Fey and features Golden Globe winner Alec Baldwin as a top network executive and Tracy Morgan as the unpredictable star of Lemon's hit variety show, "TGS with Tracy Jordan." Liz(Fey) struggles to become a grown up as she realizes that getting that perfect man, the perfect apartment and the perfect life may mean climbing the corporate ladder and losing a part of her carefree life as a comedy writer. Tension and hilarity will definitely ensue as Jack Donaghy (Baldwin) becomes both an angel and a devil on her shoulder and Liz's fellow writers and cast become more like employees than colleagues. Lemon constantly has her hands full, juggling corporate interference from Donaghy and off-thehandle star antics from Jordan (Morgan), all while attempting to salvage her own personal life.
 America's Funniest Home Videos
SUNDAYS AT 7PM ET - OMNI1
Every week, three videos are chosen by the producers and voted on by the studio audience. The winner wins US$10,000, and is in the running for the $100,000 prize at the end of the season, while the runner-up receives $3,000, and third place banks $2,000. Very early in the show's run, the second and third prizes were a new TV and a new VCR, respectively. On the initial hour-long special, the grand prize was $5,000 with second and third places winning a new camcorder; the producer picked the winner, with no audience voting.
 The Bachelor
MONDAYS AT 8PM ET - OMNI2
Millions of viewers shared the heartbreak of Ben Flajnik (pronounced Flannick) when his soulful and heartfelt proposal was rejected by Ashley Hebert in the emotional finale of last season's "The Bachelorette."
 Cold Case
WEEKNIGHTS AT 11PM ET - OMNI2 -- SATURDAYS AT 12AM ET - OMNI1
The executive producers of the hit shows "Without a Trace" and "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation,"Jerry Bruckheimer and Jonathan Littman, along with Meredith Stiehm ("ER," "NYPD Blue"), explore an equally absorbing facet of law enforcement in this fascinating drama series. Headstrong and resourceful, Detective Lilly Rush works on "cold cases" for the Philadelphia Police Department, reopening dormant, unsolved homicides that occurred years or even decades ago, making use of today's science and finding fresh clues to crimes once thought to be unsolvable.
 Departures
SATURDAYS AT 1A SUNDAYS AT 12AM - OMNI1
Ever dreamt of white water rafting in New Zealand, tearing across Canada in only 10 days or stepping on sacred ground in India? Best friends - and Brantford, Ontario, natives - Scott Wilson and Justin Lukach do just that, and more in OLN's new original Canadian production, Departures. Accompanied by their friend and cameraman, Andre Dupuis, Departures showcases the revelations of two travellers who strive to find themselves and new perspectives while trekking across the globe. Their experiences unfold before a moving camera and daily "diary cam" entries reveal their interpretations of the events, people and places they discover along the way.
 Don't Forget The Lyrics
WEEKDAYS AT 11AM ET & 11:30AM ET - OMNI1
A musical game show that tests knowledge of song lyrics from different genres, decades and artists. Contestants sing alongside the studio band and try for the top prize of $1 million.
 Everybody Loves Raymond
WEEKDAYS AT 5PM - OMNI1
Called 'The best of the best,' by TV Guide and 'The best sitcom on the air' by Entertainment Weekly, Everybody Loves Raymond finds nobility in everyday suburban life with its hilarious spin on the challenges of being a great dad and dutiful son in today's frenzied family. Starring comic Ray Romano.
 Judge Joe Brown
WEEKDAYS AT 12:30PM ET & 1PM ET - OMNI2
Justice takes on a whole new meaning when it comes to the dynamic, tough-talking, no-holds-barred JUDGE JOE BROWN. Brown, who rose from the streets of South Central Los Angeles, applies his trademark "tough love" approach and unorthodox sentencing methods to encourage offenders to learn from their mistakes.
 Law & Order: Criminal Intent
STARTS SEPT 19TH -- WEEKDAYS AT 11AM ET - OMNI1
From the producers of the Emmy Award-winning Law and Order, the longest running drama on television, comes a compelling series detailing the extraordinary crime-solving techniques and exploits of the elite Major Case Squad. In the NYPD, Detective First Grade Robert Goren is the best there is, called in by Captain James Deakins for special high profile crimes and hard-to-crack cases that must be solved, whatever it takes, by exposing 'Criminal Intent.'
 Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
WEEKDNIGHTS AT 7PM ET - OMNI2
This spin-off of the original Law & Order drama series has achieved its own critical success and loyal audience. Law & Order: SVU (Special Victims Unit) stars Christopher Meloni, Mariska Hargitay, Richard Belzer, Ice-T and Dann Florek (from the original Law & Order) as members of an elite squad of NYPD detectives who investigate those crimes particularly difficult to resolve. Created by Dick Wolf, it has the same grittiness and edge as its host series and allows the viewer to follow cases being investigated from the initial crime scene to the resulting conclusion. It is an hour that both entertains and educates.
 Let's Make A Deal
WEEKDAYS AT 10AM ET - OMNI2
Emmy Award-winner Wayne Brady will host LET'S MAKE A DEAL, the classic game show where audience members dressed in outlandish costumes try to win cash and prizes by making deals.
 Maury
WEEKDAYS AT 10AM ET - OMNI1
Maury Povich explores the compelling issues that impact teens, their parents and society as a whole. A veteran journalist, Povich is well known for his ability to get to the heart of the matter. He is also a husband, father and grandfather, whose compassion has helped him form a natural bond with guests and viewers.
 Metropia!
MON-WED AT 11P SUNDAYS AT 10PM ET & 10:30PM ET
Metropia! is an exciting new drama series about a group of multicultural, multi-ethnic, hip and happening, twenty-somethings living in Toronto. The series reflects the diverse cultural make up of Toronto and deals with young adult contemporary themes - university, jobs, social and cultural issues and of course sexual themes.
 Out There with Melissa DiMarco
THURSDAYS AT 11PM ET - OMNI1
Out There is a fun, light-hearted tale of the trials and tribulations of a pop culture television entertainment journalist. From the latest buzz on the movies to what's hot and happening in the music scene, Out There offers a compelling spin on the world of entertainment. Out There stars well known celebrity interviewer Melissa DiMarco. Melissa already has an incredible track record for getting up close and personal with hundreds of the most coveted celebrities in the world and for unraveling interesting pop culture stories. This fun, quirky show combines entertainment interviews with the behind-the-scenes story of what happens leading up to and following the interviews.
 Pasquale's Kitchen Express
WEDNESDAYS AT 9:30AM ET & SATURDAYS 5:30PM ET - OMNI1
Pasquale's Kitchen Express is a fast-paced, fun half hour of cooking, singing (and eating!) that will appeal to everyone. In each episode, Chef Pasquale Carpino shows the audience his own brand of haute cuisine as he philosophizes and serenades us with light opera while preparing a full course meal for four people, in record time.
 The Late Show with David Letterman
WEEKNIGHTS AT 11:30PM ET - OMNI1
Since its debut, Late Show with David Letterman has been consistently praised for its innovative and inventive contributions to comedy, and honoured with an impressive list of awards. Its unique brand of humour - from the popular Stupid Pet Tricks to the famous Top Ten Lists - combined with a fascinating array of guest interviews, has led to a complete change of late night viewing habits for millions of people.
 How I Met Your Mother
WEEKNIGHTS AT 6:30PM ET & 10:30PM ET - OMNI1
How I Met Your Mother is a comedy about Ted (Josh Radnor, Judging Amy) and how he fell in love. It all started when Ted's best friend, Marshall (Jason Segel, Forgetting Sarah Marshall), dropped the bombshell that he was going to propose to his long-time girlfriend, and now wife, Lily (Alyson Hannigan, Buffy the Vampire Slayer), a kindergarten teacher. At that moment, Ted realized that he had better get a move on if he too hopes to find true love. Helping him in his quest is Barney (Neil Patrick Harris, Stark Raving Mad), a friend with endless, sometimes outrageous opinions, a penchant for suits and a foolproof way to meet women. When Ted met Robin (Cobie Smulders, The L Word), it was love at first sight, but when things didn't work out, Ted realized destiny must have something else in store. The series is narrated through flashbacks from the future.
 The Biggest Loser: No Excuses
TUESDAYS AT 8PM ET - OMNI1
They arrive in teams of two - including mother/daughter, father/son, brother/sister and husband/wife, all eager to change their lives together. But they're shocked to discover that they will not only be split up - they will also be competing against the person they came with. They'll be pushed out of their comfort zones in a way they have never been before - and one team won't even make it on to the ranch-as the season of "No Excuses" begins.
 The Price is Right
WEEKDAYS AT 11PAM ET - OMNI2
Welcome to The Price is Right! Come on down to the longest running game show in television history, now in its 35th season. The show's new host is Drew Carey, previously hosted by Bob Barker, winner of 17 Emmy awards.
 The Office
WEEKDENDS AT 6PM ET & 6:30PM ET - OMNI1 -- WEEKNIGHTS AT 6PM ET & 6:30PM ET - OMNI2
A fly-on-the-wall docu-reality parody about modern American office life, THE OFFICE delves into the lives of the workers at Dunder Mifflin paper supply company in Scranton, Pennsylvania. Regional manager Michael Scott (Carell) is a single, middle-aged man who is the boastful tour guide for the documentary.
 The King of Queens
WEEKDAYS AT 5:30PM ET - OMNI1
Set in the working-class suburb of Queens, New York, the show follows an amiable delivery man and his spit-fire wife as they explore the everyday challenges of love, life, family and marriage. In the classic manner of The Honeymooners, The King Of Queens finds inspiration in life's everyday situations
 The Simpsons
WEEKNIGHTS AT 6PM - OMNI1 -- WEEKNIGHTS AT 10:30PM ET - OMNI2
Award-winning and critically acclaimed, The Simpsons has changed the face of television and transformed popular perception of animation and comedy series, forever. Renowned for its 'underground comic book sensibility,' the series uses social/political satire and edgy humour to deliver solid messages about family, society and the environment.
 Two and A Half Men
WEEKNIGHTS AT 7PM ET & 7:30PM ET - OMNI1 -- WEEKNIGHTS AT 10PM ET - OMNI2
This Emmy Award-nominated comedy is about men, women, sex, dating, divorce, mothers, single parenthood, sibling relations, surrogate families, money and, most importantly, love. More specifically, it's about the lives of two brothers, one brother's son (Jake), and the many women who surround them. Despite the complexities of their lives and their own strained relationship, the brothers have one thing in common--they both love Jake and want what's best for him. As a result, they manage to create a little family unit that promises to make each of them a better man.
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